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I can't think of a Title.
I still can't think of a Title.
Created on 2006-05-07 09:59:42 (#10187409), last updated 2007-11-29
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Basic Info| Name: | Loosifah |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1973-11-02 |
| Location: | Killcare, New South Wales, Australia |
| Website: | Superbad |
Bio*tap tap*
Is this thing on?
GODAMMIT! I wanted two sugars in my tea!
What?! I'm on air? Why wasn't I told?
Pay attention to who?! He looks funny though. I dunno, I thought he was hailing a bus.
I'm a chef, that means me cook good! I'm sarcastic, occasionally scathing and I refuse to suffer fools lightly. I write far more articulately than I speak, which is why I use blogs not soapboxes. I lose interest in most things rather quickly, so I will more than likely make a few entries then forget about it. I believe that the life on this planet was started by giant blue geriatric space aliens having a toilet stop on the planet and peeing everywhere. It really does make sense if you think about it. I like football, and porno, and books about war. I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor. Denis Leary can be quite funny at times. I have a motorcycle as my only form of transport, and my uncle informs me that that makes me a 'temporary citizen'. As I've been riding for nearly 18 years, I like to think I'm a rather permanent temporary citizen. But then again, he used to program for Apple, so what does he know? Is this long enough yet? What?! Two more lines? Geez Louise, what am I supposed to put? Ooo ooo I know! I can make weird farty noises with my hands clasped together, and I can blow smoke rings. If I'm feeling particularly co-ordinated, I can accomplish these two feats at the same time. And that, as they say, is that.
Is this thing on?
GODAMMIT! I wanted two sugars in my tea!
What?! I'm on air? Why wasn't I told?
Pay attention to who?! He looks funny though. I dunno, I thought he was hailing a bus.
I'm a chef, that means me cook good! I'm sarcastic, occasionally scathing and I refuse to suffer fools lightly. I write far more articulately than I speak, which is why I use blogs not soapboxes. I lose interest in most things rather quickly, so I will more than likely make a few entries then forget about it. I believe that the life on this planet was started by giant blue geriatric space aliens having a toilet stop on the planet and peeing everywhere. It really does make sense if you think about it. I like football, and porno, and books about war. I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor. Denis Leary can be quite funny at times. I have a motorcycle as my only form of transport, and my uncle informs me that that makes me a 'temporary citizen'. As I've been riding for nearly 18 years, I like to think I'm a rather permanent temporary citizen. But then again, he used to program for Apple, so what does he know? Is this long enough yet? What?! Two more lines? Geez Louise, what am I supposed to put? Ooo ooo I know! I can make weird farty noises with my hands clasped together, and I can blow smoke rings. If I'm feeling particularly co-ordinated, I can accomplish these two feats at the same time. And that, as they say, is that.
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